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Top 10 Jews In Space!

>> Friday, June 19, 2009


We've already found our Top 10 Jewish Super Heros, and nerded it up with  Jewish video games and even Jewish inventions. But we just couldn't stop ourselves. There is a final Jewish nerdy category where we feel compelled to boldly go.  There are so many that we love so dearly, but we've narrowed it down to the


TOP 10 JEWS IN SPACE !

10. Andy Samberg singing about the Space Olympics
Our Jewish comedy goofball dreamboat sings quite possibly the most ridiculous space song ever, all about the terrible organization of the Space Olympics.



9. The Beastie Boys go Intergalactic
So we're not sure if Adrock, Mike D, and MCA ever actually leave earth in this video, but we like to imagine they travel back into space with the giant robot at the end. Regardless of the video, we know that the boys know all about the final frontier, 'cause they say, "Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop/ Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock!"



8. Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama
Futurama's company Doctor has a lot going on. He's clearly Jewish, but he's also a crustacean, making him treif (not kosher). With an inner conflict like that, it is no surprise that he is completely insane. Since he is Jewish, treif and insane, it is no surprise that we adore him.




7. Sarah Silverman awesomely half-asses it in Most Extraordinary Space Investigations
Channel 101 is known for creating comedy television with zero time, zero budget and zero interference from "the man". In the series Most Extraordinary Space Investigations, they added zero effort and zero sobriety to the mix. Using nothing (and we mean NOTHING) but their storytelling skills, Sarah Silverman and the MESI crew string together some tin-foil space comedy for the ages.



6. Martain Landau in Space 1999
If Thunderbirds, and Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey had a baby, it would be Space 1999. Landau was an awesome Jew in space from 1975–1977 as Commander John Koenig, leader of Moonbase Alpha.



5. Richard Dreyfuss in Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Dreyfuss is at his best in Steven Spielberg's classic. He's both hilarious and heartbreaking. And though he spends most of the movie simply obsessing about UFOs, but by the end of the movie (SPOILER ALERT!) he's totally a Jew in space.



4. Dr. Hans Zarkov from Flash Gordon
Our minds completely melted when we realized that (at :41) Chaim Topol, the same Topol who played Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof was one and the same as Dr. Hans Zarkov in the cheesiest movie ever, Flash Gordon. Amazing!



3. Spock
Need we say more?



2. Jeff Hoffman Took the Torah into space!
"Wherever Jews have wandered, they have taken the Torah with them," said Hoffman, a Jewish astronaut who carried the holy scrolls during the space shuttle Columbia's voyage in Feb., 1996. "Astronauts are human beings and when we travel, we take with us our culture and heritage," he said. "It is important to me to take my Jewish heritage with me as well." On other space-shuttle missions Hoffman carried , a pendant inscribed with the Jewish prayer for a safe journey, a mezuzah, Torah pointers and, of course, a dreidel.



1. The cast of "Jews in Space"
The inspiration for this whole darn list comes from the tail end of Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I. They're Jews. They're Jews In Space.

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Classic Kosher Comedy Corner: 2000 Year Old Man


Mel Brooks & Carl Reiner. Two great tastes that go great together. And never were they more deliciously funny than in the classic sketch series, "The 2000 Year Old Man." Truly a masterpiece of Classic Kosher Comedy.

After some inspired riffing at a party, Brooks and Reiner took their antics to TV. Brooks had just had surgery on his foot and said as an aside, "I feel like a 2000 year old man." Reiner jumped right on the joke train, interviewing Brooks about his experience as the oldest man in the world, and they rode it all the way through five albums, an animated special and comedy history.

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Classic Kosher Comedy Corner: Andy Kindler

>> Monday, June 8, 2009



Couch potatoes might recognize Andy Kindler from The Daily Show, The Late Show with David Letterman or from Everybody Loves Raymond where he played a sports writer named (of course) "Andy". Perhaps you recognize his voice from Home Movies or Dr. Katz.

Comedy nerds know Kindler from other sources. His annual "State of The Comedy Industry" address at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal notoriously roasts the comedy industry itself. He is a comic who speaks his mind, even in the middle of his set, critiquing other comedians (Dane Cook (3:10)) and turning on himself mid-joke.

He's one of a kind, blending his raw honesty with a classic Jewish comedy feel, all amped up at a breakneck pace.

He's Catskills on speed.

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Classic Kosher Comedy Corner: Dennis Wolfberg

>> Thursday, May 28, 2009



South Bronx high school teacher turned stand-up comedian Dennis Wolfberg was a high-strung, frustrated, lovable ball of nerves. His routines covered teaching, family life and, occasionally, being Jewish.

If he looks familiar to you, but you've never seen his stand-up, that may be because you are a nerd like us and loved him as "Gushie" on Quantum Leap!



Sadly, right during negotiations for his own television show in 1994, Wolfberg lost his two-year battle with cancer. He will be both missed and laughed at for years to come!

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Classic Kosher Comedy Corner: Rodney Dangerfield

>> Thursday, May 21, 2009

In 1921 a Hungarian Jewish vaudevillian and his wife had a son, and the comedy world would never be the same. They named him Jacob Cohen, but we all know him as Rodney Dangerfield. After spending years doing everything from selling aluminum siding to acrobatic diving, Rodney finally found his niche as an insult comedian- but insulting himself.

He was a Grammy winner, a movie star and an american icon. His shirt and tie now hang in the Smithsonian.

Enough of this just talking about the man. Let's see him in action.

Here's a hilarious classic Rodney Dangerfield routine from his dvd special I Can't Take it No More.



Some other fabulous Dangerfield one-liners...

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.


I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.



I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.


I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.


I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.


I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.


I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.


I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.


...and on and on and on. Quote after quote. The man was an absolute genius.

We will always respect him.

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Classic Kosher Comedy Corner: Vintage Woody Allen

>> Thursday, May 14, 2009



He was a writer for Sid Ceasar at age 16, a Broadway playwright by his 30s, and an Oscar winning director at 40. Then, he became synonymous with scandal when he married his ex-adopted-stepdaughter. Yipes!

Let's visit that era in-between all that. Today we'll feature some vintage Woody for today's Classic Kosher Comedy Corner.

Here are two amazing clips. One from his absolutely classic routine, "The Moose" and the other, an excerpt from a rare Canadian documentary.

The moose may be one of Woody Allen's most famous routines, but it is still delightful, and reminds us of why we loved Woody Allen in the first place.



We Heart Jews, but we also heart Canadians. A lot. Thank you, Canada for this vintage peek into Woody Allen's disturbed and hilarious brain!


"I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile, women shave on Saturday and most especially never to shave a Gentile woman on Saturday."
-- Woody Allen

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Classic Kosher Comedy Corner: Cathy Ladman

>> Thursday, May 7, 2009



Here's a clip our families still quote every single Christmas:

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"The Wisemans! I hate the Wisemans!"

We've loved Kathy Ladman for what seems like forever. We feel like she could be our funniest friend, or our favorite aunt - but maybe that's just wishful thinking. In an era of alt-comedy obsession and hipster edginess as a hot commodity, Kathy still stands out as honest, smart and confident- as hilarious now as she ever was.

The Los Angeles Times put it best when they said,
"... Ladman has such clever, well-written material and such a breezy, unassuming delivery that it would be easy to overlook just how good she is: Her act seems effortless."



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Classic Kosher Comedy Corner: The Sklar Brothers

>> Thursday, April 30, 2009



The Sklar brothers are fast, funny and Jewdorable.

They're also everywhere- from Comedy Central to NPR, with a boatload of stuff in between. Sports nerds may know them from "The Bracket" on ESPN's Sports Center or as guest hosts on Jim Rome's radio program. Comedy nerds may know them from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm and of course all the late night shows that know what's good for them. Regular nerds have surely seen them in their plethora of web videos. Your dad knows them from their roles in Wild Hogs.
Never heard of them? That's a shonda! Have no fear, we've posted their Comedy Central Special so you can catch up!

The Greatest Comedy Act of Any Twin Jewish Comedians Ever

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Classic Kosher Comedy Corner: Jeffrey Ross

>> Monday, April 27, 2009



Roaster. Director. Dancing with the Stars Eyepatch-Wearer.



Here's some classic stand-up from Jeffrey Ross. The set is already really funny, but the audience shots add some awesome extra Catskills flavor.

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