Ring Pop Goes Kosher

Kosher kids rejoice ! Now everyone can enjoy the awkwardness of sucking candy off of your finger! Rabbis of the Orthodox Union have officially certified ring pops as kosher. Production of the new and approved Ring Pop, with brand new packaging bearing the OU symbol, begins this month with the candy shipping to retailers nationwide in August.

Ari Weinstock, Director of Marketing at Bazooka Candy Brands, said,

“Working with the Orthodox Union, the top organization for kosher certification in the world, we can now bring Ring Pop to an entirely new, and discerning, consumer base that has never before been able to enjoy our products.”

Really? If they are such a "discerning consumer base," do you think their first choice would be slobbering on their hand?

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These Religious Jewish Guys Really Hate HDTV

In this HDTV commercial that some love and others really despise, a throng of religious Jewish men sing and dance about their fears that the picture quality on Yes HDTV is so clear that it is a sin.

Here's what they are singing:

Be warned holy land
of the hi definition
go out and erase this "toeivah" (sin)

Oy Vey, the "toeivah" is here
He said Oy Vey
now the detail's so clear
YES brought HD
Groise Tate (Father in heaven) please help
It's a "broch" this HD on YES


Gevald it's Sedom and Gemorah
HDTV it's against the torah
HDTV oy voi voi voi
Now the shikses look well
you will all go to hell
Or in Hebrew Yishmor HoKel (g-d save us)

Cause the HD is now on YES

The commercial has caused a great deal of controversy in Israel where it originally aired. Though we certainly don't like to see people get offended, the day that a cable TV commercial is the biggest controversy in Israel will be a great day indeed.

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Get Rich Quick With This Amazing Gefilte Fish Infomercial

We can't stop laughing at the lack of actual information in this infomercial, and are super sad that it isn't real! The brilliant casting, spot-on low-budget production and cheesy music combine together for ridiculous perfection. It's Gifelte Fun!

"We're having a paaarrttyyyy!"

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It Totally Pays To Be A Mensch

This add for an Jewish version of MySpace called Koolanoo (Kulanu in Hebew means "all of us") features some sexy near-Jewdity, and reminds us that it really, really, really pays to be a mensch.

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Famous Jewish Mothers Nag And Love Their Kids

Our countdown to Mother's Day continues with this ridiculous animated internet jokeybits video.

Yes, it is jam-packed with stereotypes. But you know what? If the stereotype is that our mothers love us, then, well, we'll live with that!

If you don't believe us, watch this weird Euro condom commercial.



Tune in tomorrow for more (Jewish) Mother's Day mayhem!

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Jewish iPhone Hooks You Up

We love this parody commercial starring Orthodox stand-up comedian Yisrael Cambpell. We never realized how goyish our phones were until now.

I guess we could download some apps like iBlessing or ParveOMeter. Yep, those are real!

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