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Top 10 Jews In Space!

>> Friday, June 19, 2009


We've already found our Top 10 Jewish Super Heros, and nerded it up with  Jewish video games and even Jewish inventions. But we just couldn't stop ourselves. There is a final Jewish nerdy category where we feel compelled to boldly go.  There are so many that we love so dearly, but we've narrowed it down to the


TOP 10 JEWS IN SPACE !

10. Andy Samberg singing about the Space Olympics
Our Jewish comedy goofball dreamboat sings quite possibly the most ridiculous space song ever, all about the terrible organization of the Space Olympics.



9. The Beastie Boys go Intergalactic
So we're not sure if Adrock, Mike D, and MCA ever actually leave earth in this video, but we like to imagine they travel back into space with the giant robot at the end. Regardless of the video, we know that the boys know all about the final frontier, 'cause they say, "Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop/ Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock!"



8. Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama
Futurama's company Doctor has a lot going on. He's clearly Jewish, but he's also a crustacean, making him treif (not kosher). With an inner conflict like that, it is no surprise that he is completely insane. Since he is Jewish, treif and insane, it is no surprise that we adore him.




7. Sarah Silverman awesomely half-asses it in Most Extraordinary Space Investigations
Channel 101 is known for creating comedy television with zero time, zero budget and zero interference from "the man". In the series Most Extraordinary Space Investigations, they added zero effort and zero sobriety to the mix. Using nothing (and we mean NOTHING) but their storytelling skills, Sarah Silverman and the MESI crew string together some tin-foil space comedy for the ages.



6. Martain Landau in Space 1999
If Thunderbirds, and Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey had a baby, it would be Space 1999. Landau was an awesome Jew in space from 1975–1977 as Commander John Koenig, leader of Moonbase Alpha.



5. Richard Dreyfuss in Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Dreyfuss is at his best in Steven Spielberg's classic. He's both hilarious and heartbreaking. And though he spends most of the movie simply obsessing about UFOs, but by the end of the movie (SPOILER ALERT!) he's totally a Jew in space.



4. Dr. Hans Zarkov from Flash Gordon
Our minds completely melted when we realized that (at :41) Chaim Topol, the same Topol who played Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof was one and the same as Dr. Hans Zarkov in the cheesiest movie ever, Flash Gordon. Amazing!



3. Spock
Need we say more?



2. Jeff Hoffman Took the Torah into space!
"Wherever Jews have wandered, they have taken the Torah with them," said Hoffman, a Jewish astronaut who carried the holy scrolls during the space shuttle Columbia's voyage in Feb., 1996. "Astronauts are human beings and when we travel, we take with us our culture and heritage," he said. "It is important to me to take my Jewish heritage with me as well." On other space-shuttle missions Hoffman carried , a pendant inscribed with the Jewish prayer for a safe journey, a mezuzah, Torah pointers and, of course, a dreidel.



1. The cast of "Jews in Space"
The inspiration for this whole darn list comes from the tail end of Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I. They're Jews. They're Jews In Space.

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Funny People's Aubrey Plaza Does Sarah Silverman

>> Friday, June 12, 2009



Super cutie Aubrey Plaza from NBC's Parks and Recreation and Judd Apatow's upcomingFunny People is quite familiar with the web comedy world, having starred in the hilarious The Jeannie Tate Show (directed by Maggie Carey, wife of SNL’s Bill Hader) and Kieth Powell Directs A Play (with 30 Rock's Keith Powel). So it's no surprise that Plaza smartly turned a snippet of her Saturday Night Live audition tape and turned it into potential viral gold.

At UCB in NYC she does a spot on Sarah Silverman, not only in voice and movement, but her nonsensical shock-humor jokes are a hilarious homage as well.

We know she didn't make SNL this year, but great things are to come from Aubrey Plaza. Watch out.

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What The Heck Is Lag B'Omer? Top 7 Ridiculous "Answers"

>> Monday, May 11, 2009



Move over, Tu B'shvat! There's a new obscure Jewish Holiday in town! Today is Lag B'Omer, and if you have no idea what that means, you are not alone.

We've asked a panel of non-experts (comedians, musicians, writers... Gentiles) to take a their best guesses to answer the question,

"WHAT THE HECK IS LAG B'OMER?"


Here are the top 7 most ridiculous answers.


7. Lag B'Omer is the act of answering questions while puking up a lot of drugs. Pretty close to b'omerHORF.
Jim Merson (CaptainAhab)


6. It's French for "jetlag" .
Myles Nye (WeakNights)


5. I bet it's Jewish so... a mystical potato pancake?
Patrick Flynn (Unknownpenguin)


4. Everybody knows, Lag B'Omer is one of the big spider creatures in Jabba the Hutt's palace!
Jeremy Carter (SuperEgo)

3.Lag B'Omer is the Klingon version of the Thighmaster.
Jay Rambo (ComedySportz)


2. Lag B'Omer - A very slow Barack Obama supporter
Steve Agee (SteveAgee, The Sarah Silverman Program)

1. Oh, I've seen Lag B'Omer. It's the The Israeli version of Rudy.
Jeff Crocker (SuperEgo)


The real answer is a little confusing, but we'll tell you this: Lag B'Omer involves bonfires, archery and, of course celebrating the survival of our people.

HAPPY LAG B'OMER, EVERYBODY!

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Little Sarah Silverman Sings Her Heart Out

>> Tuesday, May 5, 2009



Before Sarah Silverman was delighting/offending audiences around the world, she was melting the hearts of New Hampshire's public access television fans.

We could watch this video all day long. Jimmy Kimmel tortured Sarah Silverman with this clip (that's her screaming in the background in the beginning) and gave us all the gift of her song.


She said she was going to be her own person from then on, and she was totally right! Nobody give her a dollar fifty. We want her to stay around forever!


Here's the clip in context on Jimmy's show.

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I Heart Jew's Fave Tuesday Links

>> Tuesday, April 28, 2009



Sarah Silverman, Supermodel! (NY Times)

Your Dog, Not Cute! (iKlipz)

Adam Sandler, Psychic! (TheLaughTrack)

Bea Aurthur, Legend! (TheSingleThing)

Eddie Griffin, Future Reality Star! (iKlipz)

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Sarah Silverman and Isla Fisher's Passive-Aggressive Catfight!

>> Thursday, April 23, 2009



Hot! Jewish! Passive-Aggressive!

On Monday, My Damn Channel premiered their new series Pilot Season and we are loving it. Not only is it jam-packed with some awesome performers (some of whom are Jews), but it also features a spot-on Hollywood back-handed compliment competition between classic Jew Sarah Silverman and new Jew (or near Jew, depending on your sources) Isla Fisher.

The series was based on a 1997 mocumentary called Who's The Caboose? and then shot five years ago for the now-defunct Trio channel.* The latest stop on this project's long journey is this 30-episode Web version of the series. It looks like Pilot Season may have finally found a home.

You can see a longer version of the catfight scene here , or watch the the whole pilot of Pilot Season on MyDamnChannel.

*RIP, Trio. You were an awesome, totally underappreciated network.

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