Stephen King Writes His New Book On Super Hot Israeli Bar Rafaeli's Body!

Holy Smokes. Thank you, Esquire! Fairly scary looking author Stephen King and wicked hot Israeli super-babe Bar Rafaeli have teamed up to unite the world in harmony. Jews and Gentiles, nudists and bookworms, horror fans and fans of hot chicks, finally can come together and agree on something. This Esquire cover is awesome.

"Continued on page 57?" What?!?!?!? WE WANT TO SEE PAGE 57!

Because we are interested in what happens in the story, of course.