10 Funniest Synagogue Newsletter Bloopers
>> Tuesday, June 2, 2009
All over the internet, humor-loving Jews are sending each other variations of these " Synagogue Newsletter Bloopers". In fact, some of us have received the same exact forward from our moms over and over. It is time to share it with the you, our dear readers.
The e-mails are usually consist of a list of typos from Synagogue newsletters and bulletins that result in inappropriate and hilarious announcements.
They are usually accompanied by some sort of introduction claiming that they are real. For example,
All the mistakes in spelling and typing were left in.
These announcements were found in synagogue newsletters and bulletins.
But really, whether they are a new Jewish urban legend, or the real deal, we love them just the same. And since we've been getting so many, we've narrowed it down for you.
Here are our top 10.
10. A bean supper will be held Wednesday evening in the community
center. Music will follow.
9. Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.
8. Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
7. We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
6. If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!
5. Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help. Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
3. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss.
2. The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.
1. The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising campaign slogan this week: "I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours."
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3 comments:
All of these have been attributed to church bulletins as well. Oh, the internet.
Hey I Heart Jews, this top ten list is fantastic. #8 is my favorite, but I laughed through the whole thing. I am following you on Twitter now, we are @toptentopten. You can post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and link back to your site. We are trying to create a directory for top ten lists where people can find your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.
RJC had a recurring ad in the weekly bulletin for a women's knitting group unfortunately named "Chicks with Sticks." I assume they were referring to whatever tools are used for knitting and that this event wasn't being marketted to transvestites.
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