Top 10 Pork Products That Make Us Want To Keep Kosher

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Warning: Those with weak stomachs, or a predisposition to loving bacon may have difficulty handling the following post.

We all know (or have heard all our lives) that bacon is "delicious". We feel like the whole world is often singing this song:

So today, to combat the rumors of deliciousness, we present to you some inspiration.

THE TOP 10 PORK PRODUCTS THAT MAKE US WANT TO KEEP KOSHER


10 . The Bacon Bra
We like boobs as much as the next guy, but raw bacon boobs? No, thank you.

9. Happy Meat
This photo is the inspiration for this whole list. When creepy clown meets (meats) creepy pork in this nightmare deli case, we're ready to go full blown kosher.


8. Bacon Lube
In this video, an adorable intern takes the risk of ingesting a mouthful of a new product: bacon flavored lube. His reaction says it all.




7. Bacon Floss
Wy go with minty fresh breath when you can have a meaty, salty mouth? There are about a thousand things wrong with this picture.


6. Tons of stuff on This Is Why You're Fat
Scroll through this brilliant blog and you'll see photo after photo of treif food porn. Just looking at it has the same effect as when our dads punished us by making us smoke that whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting. Too much. Never again.


5. K-Mart Bacon = All Fat
Gross. Gross. Gross. Kind of awesome, but still mostly gross. (TheConsumerist)


4. Raw Pork Experiments
We had never heard of this urban legend. Apparently, they say that if you pour coke on raw pork, maggots appear. Well, hearing about it is enough to make your stomach churn, but that's not enough! Here's some video footage!

You'll Never Eat Pork Again... - More amazing videos are a click away

3. Raw Pork Experiments Reaction Videos

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Raw Pork And Coke Video - Funny videos are here


2. Bacon Pig
It is super treif. It is freaky. It is fattening. It is postmodern. (TheWarehouse)



1. Baby Pigs
Enough of this ridiculous trying to make our readers barf nonsense! Here's the funniest way to keep yourself kosher, no matter how delicious bacon is! This piglets are adorable, hilarious, and they hate Amy Winehouse. Awwwwwww.