Top 10 Jewish Traditions That Could Be Sexual Euphemisms
>> Tuesday, May 26, 2009
(picture from Year of The Jewish Woman)
Alright, everybody. We're ready for the angry e-mails from our moms.
We were going to do top 5, but then we just kept going and giggling. It is a good thing that hell isn't a driving force in Judaism, because if it was, we're pretty sure we'd be headed there for this list.
Giggle Giggle. Snicker. Tee Hee!
10. "Hiding the Afikomen"
9. "Taking a Dip in the Mikvah"
8. "Seperating your Meat from your Dairy"
7. "Noshing on Hamantaschen"
6. "Eating Out In the Sukkah"
5. "Planting Your Tu B'Shvat Tree"
4. "Grinding your Gragger"
3. "Shaking the Lulav"
2. "Kissing the Mezuzah "
1. "Blowing the Shofar"
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