Goys Gone Wild! Jesus Cheetos!

Really, let's admit it. We are totally jealous of the Bells, a delightful Texas couple who found a beautiful Jesus cheeto. We have never even gotten close to finding such a culturally significant surprise in our food. We dream of the day we discover a chopped liver scoop reminiscent of Abraham, or even a Golda Meir-shaped gefilte fish.

We really, non- ironically love Mrs. Bell. Mostly because of the following quote,

" It is a reminder of our blessings from God, but primarily I think it's a funny cheeto."

Actually, now that we think about it, if the recognizable features of Jesus on that cheeto are "a body, hair and a robe" maybe the Bells are wrong. Maybe the cheeto isn't Jesus at all. Maybe we have our snack-food miracle!

That cheeto is Moses! We're sure of it!