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Top 5 Animals That Look Like Your Jewish Relatives

>> Wednesday, April 29, 2009


Your mishpucha: Could they be more adorable? Turns out, they could!

You know we love Jews, and you gotta love animals.

We've scoured the globe for the most spot-on animal versions of your Jewish family. Here are our 5 favorites.



5. Lemur - Aunt Mindy
"Please. I need another macaroon like I need a hole in my head. P.S. did I tell you I met the nicest girl for you the other day? Jewish. Don't roll your eyes. She's very nice."





4. Koala - Uncle Murray
"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi and the sexy lady? "



3. Yeti Crab - Cousin Scotty
"Go Knicks!"



2. Monkey - Bubbe
"Give Bubbe a little kiss. Now would it kill you to try my gifelte fish?"




1. Blobfish - Poppy
"Oy."




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5 comments:

Anonymous April 29, 2009 12:36 PM  

Whoever put this together is a comedic genius. SO FUNNY!!! It made my day.

helenhar April 29, 2009 2:57 PM  

Blobfish? Call him Bobfish!

BigBukkNukka April 29, 2009 2:57 PM  

The list is forgetting the classic jewish looking relative...the Tapir.

Jeff April 29, 2009 3:17 PM  

"Uncle Murray" is alarmingly accurate.

Scott Chernoff April 29, 2009 6:54 PM  

Hilarious! From one Jew to another - well done!

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