Goys Gone Wild! Easter Edition!

What's that, Mr. President? I'm Terrifying?

Now we here at I Heart Jews have a lot of respect for our Goyish friends. But now that Passover's over, spring has sprung and our Matzoh-overdose induced delirium has passed, we are still left with a question. Why is the Easter bunny so scary?

We Jews have a lot of unusual traditions (Sukkot, anyone?) but placing your child on the lap of a terrifying beast is something we're having trouble wrapping our brains around. Goys be trippin'. Here are 5 reasons why.


EXHIBIT A: Reaching Out



EXHIBIT B: Escape Attempt


EXHIBIT C: Rage


EXHIBIT D: Misery


EXHIBIT E: Frozen In Fear


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