The Definition Of A "Jewish Spinner" = Reason To TiVo Millionaire Matchmaker

What the hell is a Jewish Spinner? Apparently, a "Jewish Spinner" is a tiny Jewish girl. She is similar to a dreidel. Why? Watch this insane clip.

Oy. We just don't know how we feel about Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker. On one hand, the show's star, Patti Stanger, the no-nonsense, modern-day Yenta, clearly has a bowl of sassafras for breakfast every morning, which makes her endlessly entertaining. Full of zingers, that one is.

Even so, there are plenty of moments that make Patti a little tough to take. She's pretty insane, we have to watch her deal with a ton of "wackadoos", and her advice to the potential girlfriends is super abrasive. Though she constantly assures us her fashion advice comes from experience, her insistence on hooker heels is questionable, and her overpowering obsession with flat-ironed hair often leaves us sad and weirded out.

Whether you think Patti is totally obnoxious or totally awesome, the power of this clip from the most recent episode cannot be denied. The image Patti describes is burned into our brains forever.

Ok. Sigh. We're setting our TiVos.